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<a href='http://hefei.xwork.net.cn/default.aspx?g=posts&t=3308' target='_blank' ><font color='red'>点击查看完整主题页面</font></a><br/><br/>主题:九个故事(转载)(发表于2012/5/4 17:51:28)<br/><br/>发表内容:<hr/><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">一、</span></strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">女浴室起火,里面人乱作一团,赤身往外跑,只见大街上白花花一大群,一老者大喊<span>“</span>快捂住<span>”</span>,众裸女突然醒悟,但身上要紧部位有三处,手忙脚乱捂不过来,不知所措。这时老者又大喊:<span>“</span>捂脸就行,下面都一样!<span>” </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="font-size:24px;"><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#00b050;">【</span><span style="color:#00b050;">此事的重要启示:在特殊情况下抓工作不可能面面俱到,要抓住重点。】</span></span><span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;color:#c00000;"> </span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">二、某日<span>,</span>女秘书神色凝重地说:王总<span>,</span>我怀孕了。 王继续低头看文件<span>,</span>然后淡淡一笑<span>:</span>我早结扎了。 女秘书楞了一会媚笑道<span>:</span>我和您开玩笑呢<span>! </span>王抬起头看了她一眼,喝了口茶说<span>:</span>我也是。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#00b050;">【此事的重要启示:在江湖上混的人<span>,</span>遇事不要慌<span>,</span>先让子弹飞一会。】</span><span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">三、男子去提亲,女方家长:请自我介绍。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">说:我有一千万;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">B</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">说:我有一栋豪宅,价值两千万;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">家长很满意。就问<span>C</span>,你家有什么?<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">C</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">答:我什么都没有,只有一个孩子,在你女儿肚子里。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">AB</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">无语,走了。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="font-size:24px;"><span style="font-size:18px;color:#00b050;">【此事的重要启示:核心竞争力不是钱和房子,是在关键的岗位有自已的人。】</span><span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">四、 </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">7</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt">年前他为了出国抛弃了未婚妻,现在事业有成,他开始愧疚,听说她过的不好,他想去弥补。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">他去到了她的鱼摊,她在刮鳞,边上蹲着一个男娃,模样有几分像他,他心里一震。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">她突然停下,指着隔壁摊的男人:你咋还不给孩子做饭呢!他松了口气,转身走了。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">她递根烟给隔壁摊男人:刚才不好意思<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#00b050;">【 不愿意做你的累赘 不愿意让你带着愧疚过一身 】<span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">五、父亲在洗车<span>, </span>儿子拿起小石头在车门上划起来<span>. </span>父亲见此大怒<span>, </span>拿起扳手就打了下去<span>, </span>后来儿子被送到医院<span>, </span>证实手指骨折<span>. </span>面对父亲<span>, </span>儿子轻声说道<span>: </span>爸爸<span>, </span>手指会好的<span>, </span>不要担心了<span>. </span>父亲内心无比自责<span>. </span>一怒之下<span>, </span>冲回去要把自己的汽车给砸了<span>. </span>他看见儿子划的痕迹<span>: </span>爸爸<span>, </span>我爱你<span>.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#00b050;"><span style="font-size:18px;">【 有些事是否在看清之后再做决定更好呢 】<span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">六、草原上有对狮子母子。小狮子问母狮子:<span>“</span>妈,幸福在哪里?<span>”</span>母狮子说:<span>“</span>幸福就在你的尾巴上。<span>”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">于是小狮子不断追着尾巴跑,但始终咬不到。母狮子笑道:<span>“</span>傻瓜!幸福不是这样得到的!只要你昂首向前走,幸福就会一直跟随着你!<span>”</span>。<span> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#00b050;"><span style="font-size:18px;">【 刻意的追寻 不如勇敢的往前走 成功又有多远呢 】<span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">七、有一个盲了的女孩,她一无所有,只剩下她男朋友,男朋友问她:<span>“</span>如果你眼睛好了,能和我结婚吗?<span>”</span>女孩答应了。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">很快,女孩可以移植新视角膜,也很快回复视力,但她发现她男朋友也是盲的。男朋友向她求婚,女孩拒绝了,最后男孩只说了一句话<span>:“take care of my eyes.”</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#00b050;"><span style="font-size:18px;">【 照顾好我的眼睛 】<span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">八、他向她求婚时,只说了三个字:相信我;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">她为他生下第一个女儿的时候,他对她说:辛苦了;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">女儿出嫁那天,他搂着她的肩说:还有我;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">他收到她病危的那天,重复的对她说:我在这;<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">她要走的那一刻,他亲吻她的额头轻声说:你等我。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">这一生,他没有对他说过一次<span>“</span>我爱你<span>”</span>,但爱,从未离开过。<span> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#00b050;"><span style="font-size:18px;">【 这个世界有不会表白的人 但谁说他们一定缺少爱 】<span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"></span> </p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">九、儿子养不起年迈的母亲,决定把她背上山丢下去。傍晚,儿子说要背母亲上山走走,母亲吃力地爬上他的背。<span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="color:#c00000;">他一路都在想爬高点再丢下她,当看到母亲在他背上偷偷往路上洒豆子,他很生气地问:<span>“</span>你洒豆子干什么?<span>”</span>结果母亲的回答让他泪流满面:<span>“</span>傻儿子,我怕你等会儿一个人下山会迷路。<span>” </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family:宋体;"><span style="font-size:18px;color:#00b050;">【 父母的爱伴随着你一生 哪怕他们已经年迈 】</span></span></span></p>
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